The Force is Totally With This Guy Who Turned His Tinder Profile Into a Stormtrooper

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mattstaff
Mar 23, 2017 9:00 PM EDT

It takes some real Sith stones to turn you Tinder profile into the 'Traitor' Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens, but that's exactly what this guy did and he nailed it.

He proceeds to spit some mad game that would make nerdy girls anywhere swoon. 

If they're lucky he might show them his Z6 riot control baton 

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    Joint - 73% 12:30 Nines, 20 less than a mile away FN-2199 Loyalty, honor, courage. Rebel scum need not apply.
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    Text - 74% 12:26 Everyone comes to the First Order without a purpose, drifting. Searching for somewhere to belong. The Stormtrooper Corps can give you that purpose. Bring order to the Galaxy, crush the Resistance, and become one of our family. 12 hr. ago I'm in love 11 hr. ago In the Corps, we are all brothers and sisters. United we stand in the face of chaos, denying the rebel scum their victory. Join me, and together we shall rule the Galaxy as Send a message... GIF
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    Text - 74% 12:26 we stand in the face of chaos, denying the rebel scum their victory. Join me, and together we shall rule the Galaxy as Oh, wait. Wrong cue card 11 hr. ago Lol - 11 ago *ahem* As a Stormtrooper of the First Order, you will stand shoulder to shoulder with finest men and women in the Galaxy. You will bring peace and prosperity to billions. Will you take the white, and join our ranks? 11 hr. ago Send a message... GIF Л
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    Text - 74% 12:27 Galaxy. You will bring peace and prosperity to billions. Will you take the white, and join our ranks? 11 hr. ago Fucky yeah ir.ago Wonderful! Then, it is my pleasure to welcome you to the First Order, Trooper FN- Well, this is embarrassing. Recruiting is supposed to send me the full information package, but I don't seem to have your number here. 3 hr. ago OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SMOOTH Send a message... GIF
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    Text - 74% 12:27 pleasure to welcome you to the First Order, Trooper FN- Well, this is embarrassing. Recruiting is supposed to send me the full information package, but I don't seem to have your number here. 3 hr. ago OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SMOOTH nin. ago It's the armor. White, shiny, and as smooth as Lord Vader's helmet 2 min. ago a Now Send a message... GIF
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